Healing Crystals

Where to begin with healing crystals. Am I talking about those things that illuminate an entrance of a fancy home? Like some Irish dude swinging from the ceiling. Nope. But Shawn Doe Leer may want to consider picking up a healing crystal or two to help his lower back problem. If he wants his life filled with health and harmony there is little else that he should consider.

Healing crystals are still on the fringe of widely accepted health treatments but so are other methods of helping the body to fix itself or to be at the top of it's game. Even methods such as acupuncture aren't as widely regarded in the western world as a box full of drugs with numbers on them. What is it about healing crystals that's so hard to understand? If you put a shiny piece of stone near your being isn't it obvious that it'll heal you of what's hurting? It's like those magnets that the fast talking guy on TV was talking about last night. “Q-Ray all day and the pains will go away.” It makes perfect sense.

Heck, they even got doctors to vouch for the validity of such objects. On another commercial I saw a PHD holding doc of something or other state that a magnetic bracelet is trumped by only the shiny crystals. The widely regarded Dr. Henry Jones Junior recently demonstrated to the world how vitally important and powerful crystals are. The recent find in the jungles of South America should be proof enough. The ancient Mayans knew about the force of the crystal and they weren't dummies.

In a recent news article on CNN Warren Buffet was quoted saying, “I probably shouldn't state this publicly but I have to tell someone why I'm as giddy as a school female. My recent forages into crystal territory have opened my eyes to the amount of moolah to be had in the near future. When the general public finally realizes the power of the crystal it will be an item, once invested in, that will pay off more than gold or oil or anything else.” He then molested a rabbit...twice.

Chakras are also very pretty and they have some nice names too. The Naval, the Solar Plexus, the Heart, the Third Eye. Each crystal has a special aura or energy force and should not be dealt with lightly. These little items need love and care. They tend to drain of energy as used but recharging the healing power is as difficult as filling a bowl with warm water and immersing them in it because all that is needed to recharge the healing power of a crystal is filling a bowl with warm water and immersing it in it. I hear that some crystals like a little scented dish soap as well, but be careful because some crystals have a slight tendency to dissolve in water. A minor problem considering most people occasionally perspire.

Looking over some of the testimonials of crystal wearers is helpful in deciding which kind of crystal to purchase. Maggie DuVulay of Baton Rouge had this to say: “I had problems with my lady parts and such and so on and so forth but after wearin' one of those crystals that are all shiny like, my finger nails look better and stuff”. Joey Vern from Kentucky was questioned by a curious reporter about his new shiny addition. “Fuck yo mama” is what he had to say and then he went off prancing in the blue hills of.

Celebrity endorsements have helped progress public awareness of these little gems. Patrick Duffy has used his pull to inform the uninformed and the guy from Predator with the bandanna recently revealed that the little pouch he removed dramatically near the end of the film was filled with healing crystals. He apparently got better after his spine and skull were ripped out and polished. If that isn't convincing enough to at least dabble with the idea of perhaps possibly maybe looking into considering the option of trying a healing crystal of some sort, I don't know what is.